also, ask us/me some questions, faggot.
thank you,
julia
..
and daniel.
Baby please don’t go
If I wake up tomorrow will you still be here
I don’t know
If you feel the way I do
If you leave I’m gonna find you
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so yeah this mornin i woke up at about 4 after the most fucked up dream ever.
i can’t really remember much.
except for the fact that a talking dog befriended me then asked to give me a blowjob.
then i bitchslapped him and said “FUCK OFF CUNT”
im so fucked in the head brahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
so like i just got out of the shower and was walkin around in my house naked when I start to walk downstairs to get some fuds.
so while i’m walkin down the stairs i look out the window and lo’ and behold there’s the fuckin neighbor starin at my junk.
MAD.
PUT YO GAME FACE ON
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Anonymous asked: ily daniel (:
why thankyou :)
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lol my buddy’s mum just handed me 500 big ones for my japan trip :3
i love my friends.
and you too, Benjamin Franklin!
So I was at a party last night. It was cool. Except for the fact that I spent half the time running around the suburb (Bonbeach) searching for a girl who in a drunken state had run away.
We found her in a random’s house. Sitting on their balcony.
What the fuck.
Almost. When we found that out, we ran over there only to be told by the DOODS on the balcony “Yo! Your friend left for Bonbeach Station to find her friend!”
WHAT THE FUCK. So anyway eventually we found her still all tipsy and shit and my foot is shredded from walking barefoot through all the smashed beerbottles around the area.
goddamn i’m such a good guy
Is that awesome or lame?
-alex
Post-exam season has led me to drink apple cider in my room, alone, getting partially tipsy while listening to Calvin Harris. WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO? DEAR LORD
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